Apocalyse Love

“Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but watching each others back when the Infected Horde attacks.”

Running for our lives from a mob of pale skinned, white eyed, crazy, violent, zombies can be – strangely enough – the absolute right time to think about sex… after all I could possibly be the last person on earth that doesn’t want to kill you.

Incredibly Irresistible

I need to warn you of something: my husband is incredibly sexy. Sometimes I feel like yelling,“Back off, whores. He’s mine.” Especially to the little tarts he works with.

PS: I Love You

You are a little slice of awesome.

 

Warning

You should have a warning label that says… “Warning: choking hazard.”

Dream

I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it.

This Place

There’s this warm little place where I fit in perfectly… it’s called your arms.

Desire

I desire you like no woman ever has or ever will.

Helping Hand

My car broke down on 69 Horny Street… I heard you’re the best mechanic around. Can you give me a hand?

Hugs

Hugs were invented to let people know you LOVE them without saying anything.

Love You

I’m not perfect …

I’ll annoy you,

Piss you off,

Say stupid stuff and then take it back.

But put that all aside, you’ll never find a girl that cares and loves you more than me.

Finding Love

If I had my life to live over again… I would find you sooner so that I could love you longer.

Infinity

In case you didn’t know, I’ll be loving you always and forever.

That Is Love

What is love? Let me tell you what love is.

When you are holding me in your arms, I feel content and peaceful. That is love.

When we are together, I want to be nowhere else. That is love.

When I’d do anything for you just to see you smile. That is love.

When you are sad, I want to make you happy. That is love.

When we kiss, and the world stands still. That is love.

I love you.

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