Apocalyse Love

“Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but watching each others back when the Infected Horde attacks.”

Running for our lives from a mob of pale skinned, white eyed, crazy, violent, zombies can be – strangely enough – the absolute right time to think about sex… after all I could possibly be the last person on earth that doesn’t want to kill you.

Incredibly Irresistible

I need to warn you of something: my husband is incredibly sexy. Sometimes I feel like yelling,“Back off, whores. He’s mine.” Especially to the little tarts he works with.

PS: I Love You

You are a little slice of awesome.



You should have a warning label that says… “Warning: choking hazard.”


I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it.

This Place

There’s this warm little place where I fit in perfectly… it’s called your arms.


I desire you like no woman ever has or ever will.

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