Hmmm?
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October 25, 2016
Categories: I Love You, Innuendo, Love, Lust, Sex . . Author: Me . Comments: Leave a comment
Want Some Action
Hmmm?
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Yummy
You taste good.
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Chemistry of Love
Chemistry is you touching my mind and it setting my body on fire.
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Let’s Talk
The conversation between your fingers and my skin is the most important discussion you can ever have.
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Your Touch
It’s amazing, your touch. It sends chills down my spine. I love how your hands, your arms, your face feel on my body.
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Warning. Warning.
Yours would say: Warning. May contain nuts and other choking hazards.
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Everyone Needs Someone
I’m glad my someone is you.
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More Each Day
You make me want you more each day.
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A Great Idea
Yes! Let’s.
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Deserving
I think I deserve a nice long round of applause. 🙂
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It’s That Simple
I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
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You Make Me
Pic says it all.
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The Perfect Combination
You make me the perfect mixture of horny and happy.
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So Very Hard
I find innuendos everywhere. I must have my mind it the gutter. Glad you love me for my mind.
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Happiness
Yours makes me very happy.
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I’ll Never Forget
“People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” -Maya Angelou
I will never forget the things you said, the things you did or how you made me feel – because the things you said and the things you did made me feel horny.
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Morning Wood
I call it breakfast in bed.
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Oh What You Do To Me
Every single time.
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MmmMmmGood !
“I can’t get over this taste I found
When I go downtown, down
You taste so good” ~Next, Taste So Good
You’re good to the last drop. (I guess my thoughts are x-rated right now.)
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What a Great Idea
This sounds like something I’d like… a lot.
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I Can’t Wait…
…to rip your clothes off tonight.
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Visual Metaphor
I have not matured past the point of turning everything into a sexual innuendo.
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Wild
You drive me wild.
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Thoughts
And they are very inappropriate tonight.
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On The Ball
I’m on top of a lot of things. Would you like to be one?
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Sexy Time
Tonight you’re getting laid.
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Love Fact 32
I’m blushing right now.
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Debauchery
Debauchery: (n) Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures
Don’t plan you say. Be spontaneous. Well planning and thinking make me —>
And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that in my book.
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Guess
You know what I’m thinking about right now?
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Plenty of Fish
There may be plenty of fish in the sea but you’re the only one I want to mount in the bedroom.
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Desire
On my birthday someone said to me, “May everything you desire be yours.”
Well … 😛
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Heels Over Head
I’m thinking about your lower lip massage. You know how it drives me completely over the edge.
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Hot
I want you… So Bad!
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Let’s Play
I’m thinking about playing tonight … with your bat and balls.
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That Thing
I’ve had a very stressful day… you could help me relax by doing that thing with your tongue.
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Unzipped
While on vacation we have to dress up every night for dinner. After I’ll show you why the prettiest dresses look best when taken off.
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Oh Yeah
Right now.
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Always On My Mind
You’ve been on my mind all day.
Now I want to replace mind with body and day with night.
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Bump & Grind
I want to grind my hips into yours.
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Hungry?
I’ll give you something to eat later tonight.
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It’s True
I want you even when you’re annoying. Not as much. But I still want you.
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Wishes Do Come True
I really wish your tongue was here.
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Wet
If I was having an affair with a guy like you, I’d be wet all the time just thinking about you and the things you could do to me.
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Warning
You should have a warning label that says… “Warning: choking hazard.”
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Dream
I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it.
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Helping Hand
My car broke down on 69 Horny Street… I heard you’re the best mechanic around. Can you give me a hand?
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Kiss Me
I really want you to kiss me on my lips … then work your way UP to my belly button.
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Can’t Wait…
… to get my mouth on you.
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Choices
Which would you choose? More importantly, which would I like best?
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Live Love Dream
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