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Chemistry of Love


Chemistry is you touching my mind and it setting my body on fire.




The sexiest thing you can do to me is crawl inside my head and make my imagination run wild.

Let’s Talk

Lets Talk

The conversation between your fingers and my skin is the most important discussion you can ever have.


Your Touch



It’s amazing, your touch. It sends chills down my spine. I love how your hands, your arms, your face feel on my body.

Warning. Warning.

Warning. Warning.

Yours would say: Warning. May contain nuts and other choking hazards.

Everyone Needs Someone

Everyone Needs Someone

I’m glad my someone is you.

More Each Day

More Each Day

You make me want you more each day.


A Great Idea

A Great Idea

Yes! Let’s.









I think I deserve a nice long round of applause. 🙂

It’s That Simple


It's That Simple

I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

You Make Me


You Make Me

Pic says it all.

The Perfect Combination

Perfect Combination

You make me the perfect mixture of horny and happy.

So Very Hard


I find innuendos everywhere. I must have my mind it the gutter. Glad you love me for my mind.

Take It




Yours makes me very happy.

I’ll Never Forget

I'll Never Forget

“People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” -Maya Angelou
I will never forget the things you said, the things you did or how you  made me feel – because the things you said and the things you did made me feel horny.

Morning Wood


Morning Wood

I call it breakfast in bed.

Oh What You Do To Me


Oh What You Do To Me

Every single time.

MmmMmmGood !


“I can’t get over this taste I found
When I go downtown, down
You taste so good” ~Next, Taste So Good

You’re good to the last drop. (I guess my thoughts are x-rated right now.)

What a Great Idea

What a Great ComboThis sounds like something I’d like… a lot.

I Can’t Wait…


I Can't Wait...

…to rip your clothes off tonight.

Visual Metaphor

Visual Metaphor

I have not matured past the point of turning everything into a sexual innuendo.



You drive me wild.



And they are very inappropriate tonight.

On The Ball

On The Ball

I’m on top of a lot of things. Would you like to be one?



Sexy Time

Sexy Time

Tonight you’re getting laid.

Love Fact 32

Fact 32


I’m blushing right now.



Debauchery: (n) Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures

Don’t plan you say. Be spontaneous. Well planning and thinking make me —>

And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that in my book.


GuessYou know what I’m thinking about right now?



Plenty of Fish


Plenty Of Fish


There may be plenty of fish in the sea but you’re the only one I want to mount in the bedroom.



On my birthday someone said to me, “May everything you desire be yours.”

Well … 😛

Heels Over Head

Heels Over Head

I’m thinking about your lower lip massage. You know how it drives me completely over the edge.




I want you… So Bad!

Let’s Play

Let's Play

I’m thinking about playing tonight … with your bat and balls.

That Thing

That Thing

I’ve had a very stressful day… you could help me relax by doing that thing with your tongue.




While on vacation we have to dress up every night for dinner. After I’ll show you why the prettiest dresses look best when taken off.

Oh Yeah


Right now.

Always On My Mind

You’ve been on my mind all day.

Now I want to replace mind with body and day with night.

Bump & Grind

I want to grind my hips into yours.


I’ll give you something to eat later tonight.


It’s True

I want you even when you’re annoying. Not as much. But I still want you.

Wishes Do Come True

I really wish your tongue was here.


If I was having an affair with a guy like you, I’d be wet all the time just thinking about you and the things you could do to me.


You should have a warning label that says… “Warning: choking hazard.”


I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it.

Helping Hand

My car broke down on 69 Horny Street… I heard you’re the best mechanic around. Can you give me a hand?

Kiss Me

I really want you to kiss me on my lips … then work your way UP to my belly button.

Can’t Wait…

… to get my mouth on you.


Which would you choose? More importantly, which would I like best?

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