I do love both of those things but I love you most of all.
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You’re My Favourite Creeper
I need to get a you sized Halloween bag because you’re 100% eye candy.
Happy Halloween 🎃
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More Than Anything
I love you more than Sheldon loves his spot. 🙂
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Crazy In Love
It’s crazy how much one person can affect you.
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You Sexy Thing
And for your entertainment…
(Yaar sexy though)
Guess What!?!
uoy evol I
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Way More
I love you more than those bitches before me.
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Me Minus You
Me without you and your love would be like:
YouTube without videos
Facebook without friends
Whatsapp with no messages
Just For Laughs without any humour
And Google with no results
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Warning. Warning.
Yours would say: Warning. May contain nuts and other choking hazards.
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A Great Idea
Yes! Let’s.
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Deserving
I think I deserve a nice long round of applause. 🙂
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It’s That Simple
I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
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So Very Hard
I find innuendos everywhere. I must have my mind it the gutter. Glad you love me for my mind.
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Happiness
Yours makes me very happy.
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Morning Wood
I call it breakfast in bed.
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MmmMmmGood !
“I can’t get over this taste I found
When I go downtown, down
You taste so good” ~Next, Taste So Good
You’re good to the last drop. (I guess my thoughts are x-rated right now.)
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Be Happy
And seeing you naked makes me happy. So it’s a win-win.
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I Can’t Wait…
…to rip your clothes off tonight.
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Manly
You’re the manliest guy I’ve ever met, even with a bum thumb. 🙂
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Real Love
I know I really love you because I haven’t contemplated an eventual escape plan.
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Old Time Love
I saw this and thought of you and me when we get old. It made me smile.
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Punishments
It’s funny how our childhood punishments are now our adult pleasures. For example, naps and spankings. 🙂
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Plenty of Fish
There may be plenty of fish in the sea but you’re the only one I want to mount in the bedroom.
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Irish Love
You married a Celt so kiss me, I’m part Irish.
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Accident Waiting to Happen
Watching House Hunters International with you the other day, I get the strong feeling you think I am clumsy. Just so you know, I am not clumsy … it’s just that the stairs hate me, the coffee table is a bully and the walls get in my way.
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The Perfect Gift
Stop saying I’m hard to shop for. Surely you know where the liquor store is and I have a wine rack begging to be filled.
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Lost Without You
I’d be lost without you… and horny. Lost and horny.
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That Thing
I’ve had a very stressful day… you could help me relax by doing that thing with your tongue.
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Voltage
“I could watch you for a lifetime. You’re my favorite movie; a thousand endings. You mean everything to me. I never know what’s coming; forever fascinated. Hope you don’t stop running to me, ‘cause I’ll always be waiting. You gotta believe in the voltage that lives inside us.”— Voltage by Skrillex
The voltage definitely lives inside us… I can tell because I get a shock every time you touch me. 🙂
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Nomnomnom
I love you more than Zombies love brains.
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I Really Like You
It’s 3AM and I love you. In two years I am going to love you too. Five months ago I loved you. Five years ago I loved you. Ten years, two days and six minutes from now I will love you. When I am 70 years old I will love you. I always have loved you and I always will. Forever.
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Happy New Year My Love
There have been many times in 2012 when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, irritated you, bugged you.
.
.
.
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Today I just want to tell you…
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.
.
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I plan to continue it in 2013.
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Love In Winter
If it’s icy, please hold my hand. If I go down you’re coming with me.
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Now
😀
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It’s True
I want you even when you’re annoying. Not as much. But I still want you.
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Incredibly Irresistible
I need to warn you of something: my husband is incredibly sexy. Sometimes I feel like yelling,“Back off, whores. He’s mine.” Especially to the little tarts he works with.
Warning
You should have a warning label that says… “Warning: choking hazard.”
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As a Matter of Fact
You’re Attractive, Gorgeous, Sexy, Intelligent, Smart, Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind & Generous. In fact, you’re becoming more like me every day.
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Energy
I know you’re going to the gym today, but save a little energy for me later.
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Love Song
Actually, if truth be told, I’d be way happier with a sext.
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Keister
Sometimes you’re a pain in the ass, but you’re my pain in the ass.
I love you.
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Tonight
Well do you???
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Pussy
I’m all the pussy you need.
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Games
I want to play a game.
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Sext
I sexted you but you never replied. Obviously you were so excited by my words that you fainted.
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The Answer
Wanna work on this equation? If you know what I mean.
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Just Wondering
Well are we???
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Thoughts
Yes, I have a dirty mind and you’re on it.
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Sicko
I’m glad we stuck to the traditional vows … I plan to take full advantage. <cough cough>
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More Fun Than the Gym
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
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Live Love Dream
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