I love you more than those bitches before me.
Me without you and your love would be like:
YouTube without videos
Facebook without friends
Whatsapp with no messages
Just For Laughs without any humour
And Google with no results
Yours would say: Warning. May contain nuts and other choking hazards.
I think I deserve a nice long round of applause. :)
I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?